Christening
Meme It!Jim:Hey, guys, has anybody seen the baby?
Phyllis:Here's her carrier, but no Cece.
Jim's Dad:Jim, Jim, I want to give a toast. Where's the little girl of honor?
Jim:I don't know, dad. I don't know.
Doug:I don't mean to bug, but do you know when those subs are due into port? I got a hungry bunch of Mcphersons over there.
Jim:I don't know. Hey, have you seen my baby?
Doug:I think maybe some blonde lady had her.
Jim:A small blonde woman?
Doug:Smaller than me.
Jim:Uh, everyone? Everyone, can I just have your attention? Has anyone seen a small-[pointing to Angela] Stop that tiny blonde woman! She stole my baby!
Angela:[as Kevin runs to grab her] What are you doing?
Kevin:[reaching into her purse] Give me the baby!
Angela:What? Kevin!
Helene:[holding the baby, walks up to Jim] Hi, honey. I was just changing the baby.
Jim:[baby voice] Hi.
Pam:[walks up] Honey.
Jim:[to Cece] Hi. [to everyone] All right. Travel safe, Angela.
Angela:Did you think I stole your baby?
Jim:What's that? Oh, yeah, back then I did. Just now. So, don't, because I've got my eye on you.
Kevin:[gasping as he looks into Angela's purse] Look at these scones, Jim. Thousands of them. What kind of a person steals scones from a baby?
Angela:Someone put them in my bag.
Doug:[to Pam] So that was lunch, eh? Mcpherson troop, let's haul out. Rendezvous at Friendly's.
Pam:Did you lose Cece?
Jim:Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. I did.