Christening
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Season 7, Episode 7, 18:57-20:52
Meme It!Michael:Can you fake a seizure or a heart attack or something?
Andy:I can make myself cry.
Michael:Do that. Do it.
Andy:Should I-I got it. I got it. [walks up to the bus driver] Um, hey, I saw a sign for a scenic overlook coming up. Really love to check out the view.
Bus driver:Can't stop. We're on a schedule.
Andy:Well, uh, there's a nice bistro coming up. We could pick up some Paninis for the road.
Bus driver:Maybe we'll stop in Tennesseee. It's not safe to talk to a driver.
Michael:[having walked up to the front] Okay, driver, driver, if you're not gonna stop this bus, then I'm going to stop it for you. Okay? Hang on. [pulls the string to request a stop, makes a dinging sound]
Bus driver:Stopping in Tennessee.
Guy:Hey, is there a problem, you guys?
Michael:Yeah, just get him to stop the bus, please.
Guy:Why?
Andy:Just make him stop the freaking bus!
Michael:Stop the bus, okay?
Carla:Are you okay, sir?
Michael:I didn't sign up for this. You guys are young, that's great. You want to give back to society. I've done that. I need to take.
Girl:You have plenty left to give. You're doing-
Michael:Blah-di-blah!
Andy:It doesn't matter.
Michael:We could go back and forth all day. It's not gonna solve anything.
Andy:If we went to Mexico, we'd probably screw everything up anyway.
Michael:Do you want that for little Jessica? No, you don't. And the answer is clear. Stop the bus. Okay?
Andy:Stop the bus!
Michael and Andy:[shouting and clapping] Stop the bus! Stop the bus!
Guy:Okay, stop the dang bus.
Michael:[bus stopping] Okay, well, a pleasure. Go save the world. We'll keep an eye on America for you.
Another guy:[getting off the bus] Wait for me! [bus drives away] Don't say anything to my parents.