Christening
Meme It!Andy:Good-bye, Lackawana County.
Michael:How long till we get to Mexico?
Andy:Well, two days minus how long we've been on the road. 45 minutes? So, like, two days basically. Maybe more.
Michael:Ooh. What are we building down there again? Like, a hospital? A school for Mexicans? What?
Andy:I don't know, I thought it was like a gymnasium or...
Michael:Why aren't they building it themselves?
Andy:They don't know how.
Michael:Do we know how? I don't know how. You know how?
Andy:Well, Carla knows.
Michael:Carla knows. Oh, I feel like there were so many more people on this bus. There were, like, 200, 300 people before. Hey, Carla? Carla? Hi. What are you doing?
Carla:Oh, trying to sleep.
Michael:What is happening? Oh, God, what is happening?
Andy:Do you smell like a weird, warm cheese?
Michael:Oh, God, you know what? I'm gonna be in Mexico for my half-birthday.
Andy:And the Christmas party.
Michael:And Cinco de Mayo.
Andy:Nah, no. We'll be back before that.
Michael:No, we-No. You know how these things go. Construction projects, they say three months, and then, after two years, the lazy bums haven't even started. Now we're those lazy bums. I gotta get off this bus.