Promos
Meme It!Dwight:Maybe you're right. Esther's a ten and the best I've ever done is Angela who's a nine and she rejected me.
Clark:A Scranton nine, but yeah, point taken. Hey, let's go out tonight and just score a couple fours huh? I mean there are no games with fours.
Dwight:Who needs a new tractor anyway? Maybe we're the kinda guys who end up with a tractor that's already been rode hard and put away muddy.
Clark:Screw new tractors. Guys like us, we gotta plant our seed a different way.
Dwight:By hand.
Esther:Dwight, we need to talk.
Dwight:I don't know that there's anything left for us to talk about, Esther.
Esther:Look, we're gonna have the tractor for the same amount of work days but my dad is planning on leasing it to the Vanderkirk brothers on the weekends.
Dwight:No.
Esther:So you're going to be paying more, but he's putting on ten times the miles and he's pocketing a profit behind your back.
Dwight:That snake!
Esther:You need to tell him you want a deal based on miles or he can just stick that tractor where the sun don't shine.
Dwight:That shady grove out by Willard's pond.
Esther:Mmhm.
Dwight:So, you're fine with me not leasing the tractor? I mean, our courtship can proceed?
Esther:Of course. [laughs] You didn't just think I was tractor bait, did you?
Dwight:[laughs] No!
Clark:Hey Dwight, what's an auger used for?
Dwight:Post hole digging. [points and laughs with Esther]
Esther:Stupid.