Promos
Meme It!Jim:Together we will win this baseball game against the evil space Yankees. Eat Fresh.
Ryan Howard:That'll pay for the exploding helicopter.
Jim:Smart.
Ryan Howard:Suddenly, the evil thugs break in to the stadium. The Big Piece hits baseballs at the evil thugs.
Jim:Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks.
Ryan Howard:Come on man, sell it!
Darryl:Yeah, Jim.
Jim:[louder] Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks!
Ryan Howard:Yeah, that's better. A bunch of hot women go: Oh yeah!
Jim:Megan, I was too shy to tell you this when I was just a normal professional baseball player, but I love you.
Ryan Howard:They kiss. It is super emotional. Like in Toy Story.
Jim:Wow. I tell you what, it's really strong. I can't wait to read the rest of it later and see how it ends.
Darryl:It's so strong.
Ryan Howard:Keep reading then.
Jim:Gotta go! Darth Vader's launching a huge attack.
Ryan Howard:Um another thing. I'm gonna need you to get me the rights to Darth Vader.
Jim:I don't know how we'd go about doing that.
Darryl:We can look into it.
Jim:We'll look into it.
Ryan Howard:We need Darth.
Jim:We gotta get him.
Darryl:We'll go after Darth then.
Jim:We're gonna go get him.
Darryl:That's what we gotta do.
Jim:We're gonna get him.