Couple's Discount
Meme It!Andy:I need you guys to tell me all the highlights from the last three months in case David asks. Just a few things I could sprinkle into conversation. Any big sales or office gossip.
Dwight:Well, we had the Scranton White Pages.
Andy:Not helpful. Let's stay positive, people. OK?
David Wallace:[enters] Hey guys.
Andy:Hey! David! How are ya? Ah, we were just having our weekly round table where we motivate each other. Not gonna lie, I get as much out of it as they do.
David Wallace:Sounds great. Don't let me interrupt. What ever you guys have been doing this last quarter, I couldn't be happier with the numbers.
Andy:Thank you.
David Wallace:Well, finish up. I'm gonna meet with Val about that warehouse guy you had to let go and you and I will talk in 15 minutes?
Andy:Great!
David Wallace:[leaving] Great job, everybody!
Andy:[whispering] We had to let a warehouse guy go?!
Kevin:You know Pam's mural? Well, Frank...
Dwight:[interrupting] lit the whole thing on fire. It was crazy.
Andy:What?!
Dwight:Yeah.
Andy:There was a fire in the warehouse?
Dwight:The whole thing is in ashes. Fire department was here. It was in all the papers.
Kevin:Whoa.
Andy:This is what I'm talking about! This would be good to know. All right, what else?
Phyllis:We started selling balloons.
Andy:What?!
Clark:Yeah. And, uh, Kathy Ireland signed on as the official spokes-babe of Dunder-Mifflin.
Andy:No kidding?
Clark:Yeah. In the European billboards, she's gonna be topless.
Andy:Wow. Go Kathy. She's like 50.
Clark:They're tasteful.
Andy:Good, good. What else?