Moving On, Pt. 1
Season 9, Episode 16, 0:02-1:49
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Meme It!David Wallace:...No, you lied to me Andy. You pretended to be in this office for three months and you were sailing on your boat!
Andy:I resent that. I, I never lied to you.
David Wallace:Really? [reading from phone] Hey David, all is good in Scranton PA.
Andy:And all was good in Scranton PA that day.
David Wallace:By the way, Oscar says 'hi'
Andy:Oscar says hi all the time. He says all kinds of greetings. Hi Hello Hola You're telling me you've never heard Oscar say hi?
David Wallace:Andy.
Andy:But you're calling me a liar.
David Wallace:Andy!
Andy:By the way, that reminds me, I want to ask you about some of the lies you've been telling lately.
David Wallace:Watch it Andy!
Andy:Oh, here we go, January seventh 2013. [Reading from phone] Hey Andy, all's well. Been meaning to make it down there but my wife's sick. Well, which is it?! Is all well or is your wife sick?! BUSTED!
David Wallace:My wife?
Andy:This has been a really tough time.
David Wallace:Yeah?
Andy:Yeah.
David Wallace:Has it?
Andy:Erin just dumped me and I can't remember any of the aha moments I had on the boat, and I know it sounds weird to say but I really miss my beard.
David Wallace:Shh.
Andy:It was like a security blan-
David Wallace:Andy.
Andy:-ket
David Wallace:Shh. I'm not gonna fire you.
Andy:You're not?
David Wallace:No.
Andy:That's awesome.
David Wallace:I wouldn't own the company if it wasn't for you. So...I owe you that.
Andy:David, I'll be there for you. These five words I swear to you. When you breathe, I want to be here for you. I'll be there for you. That's a poem by J.B. Jovi. I want you to have it.
David Wallace:We are even...now. Understand? Got it?
Andy:Crystal.
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