The Incentive
Meme It!Dwight:This week we are rolling out the brand new Sabre tablet.the Pyramid. [holds up triangle shaped touch pad]
Phyllis:Ooh, why is it shaped like that?
Dwight:So, you can tell your clients: Unleash the power of the pyramid.
Pam:It's huge. How much does it weigh?
Dwight:Oh no no no. Without the battery pack and optional memory booster, it's barely three pounds.
Ryan:How much memory does it have without the booster?
Dwight:Fifty L.
Ryan:I'm sorry, L?
Jim:How many L to a K?
Dwight:You're really going to want the booster.
Stanley:How on earth are we supposed to sell?
Jim:Ill take five.
Phyllis:Andy, don't make us sell this stupid thing.
Andy:Oh, no no no no no. This is Dwight's meeting.
Dwight:Thank you.
Andy:I just wanted to pop in and get your opinions on tiesand tie clips. Which combo do you think Robert is going to like more? [To Oscar] What do you think, C-SPAN?
Oscar:C-SPAN?
Andy:Yeah. C-SPAN, cocker spaniel. Spaniel because of your Spanish bloodline and cocker cause
Dwight:Is this really the best use of our collective time?
Andy:I am still forming a first impression with Robert. Once it is formed, we can all relax. Ok, I'm sorry to hijack your meeting , D dub doghad to pull rank.
Dwight:[to group] OK, let's look at some ties.