Jury Duty
Meme It!Dwight:Angela, this child is definitely mine. He looks just like me.
Angela:Every baby looks just like you. Your face kind of looks like a baby.
Dwight:Need I remind you that we were together a month before the wedding?
Angela:That is completely untrue.
Dwight:Completely true. Remember? Angela. No.
Dwight:You said that Robert was not fulfilling you-
Angela:I did not. Uh-uh.
Dwight:-and I said, 'I bet I could fulfill you,' and you said, 'I'd like to see you try,' and then I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls.
Angela:That didn't happen.
Dwight:And then I inserted my penis-
Angela:No! Stop it!
Dwight:Into your-
Angela:Dwight.
Dwight:Vagina and-
Angela:And even if it did, it's just a coincidence.
Dwight:Admit that there is a chance.
Angela:I will not.
Dwight:Admit it. Admit it.
Angela:I will not, it's not-
Senator Lipton:All done?
Dwight:Yeah.
Senator Lipton:Mmm.
Angela:Yes, yes. He's sleeping.
Dwight:Before I go, may I?
Angela:Sure. [gives Philip to Dwight] Watch the head, watch the head.