Jury Duty





Pam:Hey.
Erin:Hi.
Pam:Hi everybody!
Jim:What?
All:Hi.
Pam:How about a little visit?
Jim:Wow, what a surprise. That's crazy. You guys get to meet the little heck-raisers.
Creed:Hey, Angela's back with her baby.
Pam:Yes, well, you guys all know Cece, but we wanted to introduce you to baby Philip.
Andy:Aw! You guys. He's licking on my finger, just like my cat does.
Creed:Let me have a turn.
Pam:No, it's the pacifier's turn.
Creed:All right.
Jim:Did you say something about this one bringing in something for these people?
Pam:[gasps] Yes! Cece wanted to thank everybody for letting her daddy stay home with her all last week and play, so she brought you a little treat.
Phyllis:Cookies?
Pam:No, but that would've been a really good idea.
Jim:That was a great idea.
Pam:No, she brought you drawings.
Jim:Oh my goodness, let's take a look at these. They're usually amazing, so let's see. Yup, they are. Uncle Andy.
Andy:Oh!
Jim:Oh, Aunt Phyllis.
Phyllis:Oh.
Andy:Wow, these are incredible. Cece, did you do these?
Cece:No.
Pam:She says 'no' to everything. You know, she thinks my name is 'No.' Cece, do you want some broccoli?
Cece:Yes.
Pam:No. It's crazy.
Ryan:Why am I shorter than the table that I'm standing next to?
Andy:There's cross-hatching in some of these. That's kind of advanced for a two-year-old.
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