Jury Duty
Meme It!Oscar:Dwight. Hey.
Dwight:Oh, hey. Have you seen Gabe?
Oscar:He went to the car or something, but he'll be back.
Dwight:Okay. [sits]
Oscar:Don't you want to see the baby?
Dwight:Psh! Why? I know what Angela and the senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now.
Oscar:I promised I wouldn't tell.
Dwight:So don't.
Oscar:Angela got pregnant before the wedding.
Dwight:What?
Oscar:She got pregnant before the wedding.
Dwight:How long before?
Oscar:A month. [Dwight leaves, Oscar calls after him] You didn't hear it from me!
Dwight:Yes I did.