Jury Duty
Meme It!Angela:Shh.
Oscar:Honestly, I can return this for a larger size.
Angela:It's fine. Pajamas aren't supposed to be baggy, right? It's not the barrio.
Oscar:The only premature baby in this room is the baby this baby ate.
Angela:Ah!
Kevin:[giggles] Little Kevin.
Angela:Really?
Oscar:Angela.
Angela:Fine, God. Philip was conceived nine months ago.
Oscar:I knew that, I knew it.
Angela:The senator and I wanted to wait, but we had just seen Thor and there was way too much wine in my chicken piccata.
Oscar:Chicken marsala.
Angela:Right. Um, point is, Philip was conceived out of wedlock.
Oscar:Mm-hmm.
Angela:And now you all know, but you can never tell. I'm serious.