Nepotism
Meme It!Michael:Luke is going to use his laser pointer to point to account setup. You click on that first, then a whole new-Not, no, no, no! [Luke points laser at Oscar's forehead] Luke, come on. Come on. Not on Oscar's head. Alright. Luke, come on. Stop it!
Luke:What? I'm stopping it. That's what you said.
Michael:Give me the pointer.
Luke:So you just want me to move it? You're being totally unclear here. I'm just gonna go ahead and move it. [points it at Angela's chest]
Michael:No, just power it down. No, no, no, no, no. Not on Angela's boob. Come on. Come on. Luke, seriously.
Luke:All right, fine. Fine. I'll just go.
Michael:Okay.
Luke:I'm gone.
Michael:All right. Okay. Good job. Okay, email accounts. So we're starting with account setup-
Andy:Oh, my God, is it in my eyeball? I think he's burning my eye.
Angela:Michael, do something.
Meredith:Sack up, man.
Michael:Okay, can I have that?
Luke:No.
Michael:Ok, I am going to count down from five.
Both:Five, four...
Michael:I'm not kidding.
Both:Three, two, one.
Michael:Give-okay. Alright, give it up.
Luke:No!
Michael:[bending Luke over desk, spanking him repeatedly] You are going to learn to be more professional, Luke!
Luke:What the?
Michael:That's what you're going to do, Luke!
Luke:What the hell was that?
Michael:I had to do that.
Luke:Hey, [bleep] this! Screw it!
Michael:All right. Are we good? [Luke runs out crying] You're okay. He's okay. There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment.
Kevin:That was awesome!
Stanley:Texas justice.
Kelly:Yeah, your nephew is so lame.
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