Nepotism
Meme It!Kevin:Oh, yeah. This'll be easy. So just, like, rearrange the buttons and stuff.
Pam:Yeah, yeah. Like when he presses 'Doors closed' the doors open. Or he presses 'lobby' it goes to third floor, stuff like that. Can you do that?
Kevin:Yeah. Let me take a look at the circus board.
Pam:Dwight is about to get so Pammed.
Dwight:Hey, did you SMS text message me?
Pam:Yeah, I wanted to show you something in the lobby. Come on.
Dwight:[as elevator doors won't shut] Okay, that's weird. Just hitting 'door closed.' What?
Pam:There we go.
Dwight:Is this elevator going up? Hey, the elevator is disobeying us! [elevator stops between floors] Okay, okay. We are stuck. We are stuck. Hank, Hank! Can you hear us? Oh, my God. Okay. Emergency protocol.
Pam:Let's just calm down.
Dwight:Pam, try and pry open those front doors, immediately.
Pam:I don't-
Dwight:Use your talons! Pry 'em open! [starts to urinate in elevator corner]
Pam:Ok, Dwi-Oh, my God!
Dwight:Well, don't look, freak!
Pam:Dwight, what are you doing!? We've only been in here for, like, two seconds!
Dwight:I've got 56 ounces of fluid in my bladder! And we have to establish a pee corner!
Pam:You've gotta be kidding me.