Scott's Tots

Season 6, Episode 12, 0:01-1:21

Andy:You wanted to see me?

Michael:Yeah, Have a seat.

Andy:Is it serious? [Michael stares] Wow. Andy's a wittle scared.

Michael:Okay, right there is the problem. There have been reports around the office that you have been talking baby talk.

Andy:Why would people say that?

Michael:I have it on good authority that you said the following. [hands Andy a notecard] Can you read that back to me?

Andy:Andy have a boo-boo tummy.

Michael:Mmm-hmm.

Andy:Would you rather me say 'Hey guys, my irritable bowel syndrome is flaring up?'

Michael:Okay.

Andy:Crazy diarrhea happening right now?' Cause things can get real adult real fast.

Michael:You are also on record as saying 'wittle-ittle,' 'footy-wutties,' 'nummies,' 'jammies,' 'make boom-boom,' 'widiculous,' and 'wode iwand.'

Andy:Do I sometimes replace Rs with Ws? Yes. Do I sometimes repeat a word to get my point across? Well if I do, Andy's sowwy.

Michael:You can't be a baby in the office. It makes me look like I hire babies.

Andy:Well if I we're complaining, a lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying.

Michael:Okay, who said that?

Andy:I don't-just people. For the record, I think it's pretty fantastic.

Michael:[Elvis voice] Well, thank you... thank you a lot. And for what it's worth I think your baby voice is tops.

Andy:[baby voice] Tank you Mr. Elwis.

Michael:[as Elvis] You're welcome, baby.