Weight Loss, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Holly:Ex-squeeze me.
Michael:No, I will ex-squeeze you.
Michael:OK everybody. Get used to this because we are going to be standing here briefly every Monday for the next seven Mondays.
Dwight:Wait a minute. One more bite of eclair each. Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.
Jim:[smiles, looks to Michael] Really, nothing?
Darryl:2,336 pounds. Y'all need to learn some portion control.
Dwight:Wait a minute. Pam is on the scale.
Michael:Oh, Pamcake. No, no, no. We would love your extra poundage, but you are going to be leaving us next week, so vamoose. Vamoose, Pam. Dunder Mifflin family only.
Dwight:Family only.
Darryl:All right, got it. 2,210 pounds.
Kevin:Pam, you weigh 226 pounds?
Holly:Almost, Kevin.
Pam:Not almost, though, Holly. I mean, not -- not close to 200...
Holly:Math is hard.
Kevin:Yeah.
Pam:Just, we'll just keep going.