Safety Training
Meme It!Darryl:The baler can flatten a car engine. It can cut off your arm and crush your entire body without skipping a beat.
Dwight:Yeah!
Andy:It's on!
Darryl:How many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler?
Michael:Bail'er? I hardly know her.
Lonny:Dammit, Michael. Pay attention, man.
Darryl:Anybody wanna take a guess? Anybody?
Kevin:Five bucks says it's over 50.
Jim:You really wanna bet?
Darryl:Anybody?
Kevin:Ever since March Madness ended, I am so bored.
Guy:How many?
Jim:Ok, you're on.
Darryl:Ten people, Michael. Ten people. Would you like to be one of them?
Kevin:[mouths] Damn...
Darryl:[in background] You have to be alert, and calm. And always careful...
Jim:No, don't worry about it. We'll just got double or nothin'.
Kevin:On what?
Jim:I don't know, we'll figure somethin' out.
Kevin:Nice.
Oscar:What are you guys talkin' about?
Darryl:These are very dangerous machines down here, and the upstairs workers,
Michael:Yes, yes. But it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world... if somebody...
Darry:It would be the worst thing in the world! It would! Very much so.
Lonny:What the
Michael:It's a big red trash compactor!
Lonny:What are you---
Darryl:It's not a trash compactor! It's a baler!
Lonny:Don't disrespect the baler!
Michael:Okay, okay! I got it. I got it. ... Only on the rarest of occasions...
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