Gossip
Meme It!Michael:[approaches Dwight's desk] You'll never guess what I know.
Dwight:[typing] Okay, let me finish this thought.
Michael:Eric likes Megan.
Dwight:[still typing] He most definitely does. He's been asking her out repeatedly for weeks. She finally said yes. They went out on a group date the other night; apparently it went very well.
Michael:[annoyed] How do you know this?
Dwight:[still typing] People tell me things. I guess I have a face you can trust. I think it's because of my low cheekbones. And... boom. [finishes typing, turns to face Michael] Okay, what is it, what can't I guess?