The Negotiation
Meme It!Michael:No need for consternation, everything is under control.
Jan:Michael, last Friday one of your employees attacked another employee in your office!
Michael:It was a crime of passion, Jan, not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
Jan:[sigh] Is Toby there?
Michael:No...
Toby:I'm... here, Jan.
Jan:Ok, what... what is the situation Toby?
Toby:Well, we fired Roy, obviously. And Jim won't press charges against Roy or the company.
Jan:Thank God.
Toby:Yeah, um, but now apparently Darryl has some issue with his...
Michael:No, he has been wanting a raise for a couple of months and he's just using this Roy thing as leverage.
Jan:All right, well are you gonna take care of this?
Michael:Yeppers.
Jan:What did I tell you about 'yeppers?'
Michael:I don't... remember.
Jan:I told you not to say it. Do you remember that?
Michael:Yeesh...