Dwight's Speech
Meme It!Dwight:I can't do this.
Michael:That's because you're incapable of doing it because you don't know how. Because you have no skills. Dwight, there's no way I can possibly teach you what you need to know about public speaking by speech time.
Dwight:Oh, okay.
Michael:But I can teach you enough so that you don't embarrass me or the company.
Dwight:Okay, deal! I'll do whatever you say. No questions asked.
Michael:Well, if you have a question, you should ask me.
Dwight:I'll try and think of one. When...
Michael:Don't. Don't try and think of a question to humor me. Just... try not to be such an idiot.
Dwight:Is that an insult or is that part of the public speaking advice?
Michael:Insult.