The Fire
Meme It!Stanley:Come on people, you know the rules of the game now.
Michael:Oh, hey. Game, what game are we playing here?
Stanley:Okay. It's called Who Would You Do?
Michael:Oh, I play this at home all the time while I'm falling asleep. What, uh... . Where are we? Where are we here? Mmm.. Roy? Roy? Who would you do, Roy?
Roy:Uh... Oh, I got it! Uh, what's the name of that, uh, tight ass, uh, Christian, uh, chick. The, uh, the blond?
Angela:My name is Angela.
Roy:Hey, Angela! Roy. Nice to meet you.
Michael:Aaaall right. Who's next, who's next, who's next, who's? Jim? You're next. Who would you do?
Jim:Um... Kevin, hands down. Yeah. He's really got that teddy bear thing going on, and afterwards, we could just watch bowling.
Michael:Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan. 'Cause he is going to own his own business.
Roy:You're all gay.
Michael:Who's, uh... Who's next? Who we got? Whooo...
Ryan:[answers phone] Hey, no, I can talk, I can talk, I can talk... this is great timing.
Michael:Wish I had my cell phone, but I left it inside. So...
Dwight:Would that make you happy?
Michael:What's that?
Dwight:If you had your cell phone, it would make you happy?
Michael:Yeah.
Dwight:I'm on it.
Michael:Dwight. Hey!
Angela:You can't go in yet!
Michael:Dwight, don't! He is an idiot. The man is an idiot, ladies and gentlemen.
Kevin:What if he dies in the fire? And that's the last thing you ever said to him.
Michael:I didn't say it to him. I said it about him.