The Fire
Meme It!Jim:Dwight. Dwight.
Song:Everybody hurts,
Jim:Come on Dwight! Use words.
Song:Sometim... .
Dwight:Why didn't I go to business school?
Jim:Who goes to business school?
Dwight:The temp.
Jim:He does?
Dwight:Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore.
Pam:You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself 'I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekends'.
Dwight:He doesn't even know that I do that.
Pam:You should tell him.
Dwight:Oh yeah, Pam. Right. That's going to help things, just talk it out. I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted.
Pam:Dwight.
Jim:What?
Dwight:I'm sorry I said that, I didn't... just part of me meant it. Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.
Jim:You know what you should do? You should quit. And then, that would stick it to both of them.
Dwight:Oh Jim, I'm not going to quit. Then Ryan wins.
Jim:Yeah. You're right.
Dwight:Thanks you guys. I just need some alone time.
Pam:Kay.
Song:Everybody hurts
Jim:Alright buddy.
Song:Everybody cries
Roy:Hey! Guys, what's going on?
Jim:Nothing.
Pam:Hey!
Song:Everybody hurts
Roy:What's up? Can I hang out with you guys for a bit?
Song:Sometimes
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