Andy's Ancestry
Meme It!Nellie Bertram:This is my research into how we might produce child-proof paper that doesn't give you paper cuts. We can't. And here is a print out of your genealogy from thisisyourfamilytree.com
Andy:Executive-summary me. Hit the highlights.
Nellie Bertram:Well, it turns out, you are a distant blood relative of Michelle Obama!
Andy:As in...
Nellie Bertram:Wife of Barack, loves gardening, wants to wipe out fat children.
Andy:[silently mouths] Wow!