Paper Airplane
Meme It!Pam:Oh, I made us a date to take my mom out to dinner to thank her for all that extra babysitting.
Jim:Well, you know how much I appreciate the opportunity to hang out with your mom more. So let me just put this in my calendar.
Pam:I acknowledge with gratitude that you are being kind and responsible enough to include it in your calendar.
Jim:Thank you. Your mom is a treasure.
Pam:Well, I appreciate that some opportunities can be unpleasant- [Jim's phone rings, he answers]
Jim:Hey that's work, hold on. Hey Wade, did Cole Hamels call back or what? Great. Good.
Pam:Uh, to speak my truth, I'd appreciate if you hung that up cause we were in the middle of a conversation. [Jim hangs up phone] I appreciate the sacrifice.
Jim:Ok to speak my truth, that was a little sarcastic. I think that's a little unfair.
Pam:Really? I've been putting the kids to bed by myself every night for a months. And you had to miss one phone call. Is that your truth, Jim? That's really your truth?
Jim:I guess I will swallow my truth.
Clark:Are you guys high? Because if so, to speak my truth, I would appreciate the sacrifice of including me in some hits off your kind buds.
Pam:We're not high.