Stairmageddon
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Season 9, Episode 20, 18:14-20:20
Meme It!Dwight:Yeah, maybe Ill never be manager, but I just managed to get our most stubborn salesman to close a sale with one of our biggest clients, and I must say, it's the most pleasant Ive ever seen Stanley. I think we should consider injecting him with bull tranquilizer on a daily basis.
Carla:So, what can you do?
Andy:[Australian accent] Well, what can't I do? Right, I can sing, I can dance, I can play the banjo, innit? And if you hadn't noticed, Ive got a pretty good British accent.
Carla:Can you drive a car?
Andy:At the risk of sounding arrogant, I did drive myself here.
Carla:Why do you have, uh, a high school musical here on your resume? What are you, like, 40? 45?
Andy:My exact age is 28 to 34, so basically just send me out on whatever Jake Gyllenhaal's going out on.
Carla:Gyllenhaal, got it. Can you juggle and crap?
Andy:: Yes. And yes. [chuckles]
Carla:Would you dress up as, say, a birthday clown and go to a kid's party, let em throw pies at ya?
Andy:Whereas that is not why I have entered show business, I do understand that you have to build credibility. [sniffs] I'm all for it.
Carla:Well, Mr. Bernard, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Andy:Well, at least I tried. Thank you very much.
Carla:Uh, no. We'rewe're gonna take you on as a client.
Andy:You are? Yes! Yes. Are you being for real right now? Oh, man. Ah, yes! I need this so bad. I really think this is what could fix me.
Carla:We are extremely excited to be working with you too, sir. Pay Todd on your way out.