Stairmageddon





Robert:[on the computer screen] Ill say it again for mis amigos latinos. Yo soy homosexual.
Pete:Poor Angela.
Phyllis:Yeah. Poor Angela.
Robert:I once believed that a gay person could be somewhat straight. It wasn't until my marriage to Angela that I realized howcharmless I find the female body.
Meredith:Oof. Always hurts to hear that one.
Robert:There's someone else I need to thank. His name is Oscar Martinez.
Andy:Come on!
Robert:Oscar is the one who opened my eyes to who I really am. For the first time
Erin:Oscar is with the Senator too?
Kevin:Yes! And I knew it the whole time! I kept the secret. I kept the secret so good. You didn't know, you didn't know, and you didn't freaking know. But I knew! [claps]
Oscar:He knew!
Kevin:Yes, we did it!
Oscar:You did it, Kevin.
Kevin:Yes! Ohh! I did it. Ohh, I did it.
Robert:--with this new self-awareness, I was finally able to find love at long last. With my amazing Chief of Staff Wesley Silver.
Oscar:What?!
Creed:Wesley Silver's gay?
Kevin:Ohh.
Creed:They make a nice couple.