Roy's Wedding
Meme It!Andy:[to a full conference room] Erin has an audition to be a newscaster. [general acknowledgement]
Andy:Uh-huh. And I want her to feel very comfortable in her very sexy skin. So, everybody say something that you like about her body. All right? Darryl.
Darryl:OK, um, I like Erin's hair. It's a very pretty color.
Andy:Yeah, right?
Jim:I'm sorry. This is for a news audition?
Andy:Yeah.
Oscar:Then why are we talking about her looks? Why not her credibility? Or her reliability?
Andy:News flash everyone. The human race finds attractive people more trustworthy.
Oscar:I'm so sorry, Andy, but for twenty years, the most trusted man in America - Walter Cronkite.
Meredith:Cronkite was hot. If I could go back in time, I'd take that mustache ride.
Oscar:Does Erin have any experience? Has she taken any journalism classes, maybe? Or...
Angela:Has she done the pageant circuit?
Erin:No, I watch the news.
Andy:She's gonna be amazing. Look at her. She's gonna light up the screen.
Erin:This is a first for me. And, I don't get a lot of chances, so I have to take them really seriously. I will do whatever it takes to get the job.
Clark:[whispering to Pete] Whatever it takes.
Pete:[whispering] Yeah, I know, I heard. I heard.