Roy's Wedding
Meme It!Nellie Bertram:[holds up pen as Dwight searches his desk] Looking for this?
Dwight:What the? [follows Nellie into the break room]
Nellie Bertram:Oh, this is a lovely pen. Ah. But, it's mine now because I stole it.
Dwight:[taking pen back] Gimme that.
Nellie Bertram:Didn't you sign a contract to live under Taliban law? And now, there's been theft. That means, you're not serious or... someone's getting their hand cut off.
Dwight:You're insane.
Nellie Bertram:I know. So, it's better that you pick another charity.
Dwight:Oh, and let your precious Operation Power Grab proceed unchecked? No thank you.
Nellie Bertram:In that case, you... [pulls out a cleaver] will have to chop off my hand.
Dwight:[considers then takes cleaver] This cleaver appears to need sharpening. I suggest you spend some quality time together just you and your hand. Tie a shoe, toss a salad. Do any of the two hand activities that you'll miss the most.
Nellie Bertram:I tell you what. I need to make three calls. And then after that, you can become a person who chops off people's hands.
Dwight:Sounds like a plan.