Couple's Discount
Meme It!Erin:[enters Andy's office to find him playing giro] Fish sounds great.
Andy:Yeah, I guess.
Erin:Really playing the scales, huh?
Andy:Yeah, it just sort of sounds like noise to me now. You think I need a new fish?
Erin:I don't love you anymore.
Andy:What?
Erin:I still like you, but you were gone a really long time. And, you didn't really email me all that much. You retweeted me, a lot to be fair. But I don't love you.
Andy:OK, I get it. You're unhappy. I've been gone a long time and we lost a little bit of juju. But, you and me, we have a future. There is a lot of love here.
Erin:I just said there isn't love.
Andy:On your side. But there's tons on my side. It's gushing. We're just out of sync right now. But that's just timing, it's timing. I mean, my parents lasted 38, 40 years. They were never happy at the same time.
Erin:I guess.
Andy:I mean, what do we have left? 35, maybe 40 years? If we're lucky. I mean, I have spent a lot of time in the sun.
Erin:You got really sunburned.
Andy:I'm gonna be a prune in like, 3 years.
Erin:Ugh.
Andy:I know you may not be feeling love for me right now but, if you fake it, I won't be able to tell the difference. So, I'll feel good. And then, eventually, maybe, you'll actually start to love me again.
Erin:You really think we can get that back?
Andy:Yes. [hugs Erin] Come on. Totally.