Lotto
Meme It!Oscar:What really interests me is the group dynamic of six people winning the lottery. This will not end well. Right?
Phyllis:Yeah.
Meredith:We're lookin' at at least one suicide and one weird sex thing.
Oscar:At least.
Jim:I mean, I don't even know what I'd do with all that money.
Dwight:I know what you'd do with all that money. [imitating Jim] Hey Pam, let's buy expensive bathrobes and hug.
Jim:No, I'd probably buy a big piece of land in Maine, build a house, work in town. Somewhere I could bike to or kayak to. I'd either bike to my job at the kayak shop or kayak to my job at the bike shop.
Pam:And then on the weekends, would you hacky sack back to reality and spend time with your wife and kids?
Jim:Whoa. Saucy. I thought you liked Maine?
Pam:I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo...
Ryan:SoHo's mostly lofts but OK.
Pam:And then every morning, I'd walk out on to my terrace and I would breathe in the inspiration of the city. You know? And just gather ideas for my painting...
Kelly:Oh, god.
Pam:And then my handsome husband...
Jim:Which ideally would be me....
Pam:Would bring me a flavored coffee.
Jim:Stop. I'm a barista in your fantasy?
Pam:Well in your fantasy we're Stephen King characters.
Jim:I don't know about Stephen King, I mean...
Meredith:[under her breath] get a divorce...get a divorce...