Angry Andy
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Season 8, Episode 21, 18:26-20:07
Meme It!Pam:[sees Ryan on the horse] Oh, boo! Boo! Boo to you! Boo!
Ryan:You are toxic! You are toxic!
Pam:Boo!
Jim:Hey, hey. Okay.
Ryan:Kelly, I have a few things to say to you, so please don't interrupt.
Kelly:I wasn't going to interrupt.
Ryan:Well you do a lot, so just don't. Thank you. I know that I haven't always treated you the way that you, for whatever reason, feel you deserve to be treated. But I want to marry you, Kelly Kapoor. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday, and probably.
Pam:Barf! Ugh, you suck!
Ryan:What is your problem? [to horse wrangler] Hey, hey, hey, can we turn this back around quickly, please? This is very important to me.
Wrangler:Turn around. Turn around. Turn around!
Ryan:Can we turn this [bleep]-ing thing around? Thank you.
Wrangler:She don't wanna turn around.
Ryan:Thank you. Kelly, I can't promise you that we'll always stay together. I can't promise you that I'll never cheat on you. Nor should I. Modern marriages aren't built that way. Men aren't built that way. There's a very interesting article I can email to you. But I can tell you this. Even if the odds are fifty-fifty that we'll break up within the week, I wanna roll those dice. I love you, Kelly.
Kelly:Ryan.
Ryan:Will you roll those dice with me?
Kelly:You mean so much to me. But, I love Ravi and I choose him.
Ryan:No you don't.
Kelly:I do.
Ryan:No you don't.
Kelly:I hope we can still be friends. Can I have a hug?
Ryan:What? [they hug]
Kelly:That was really cool. [they make out]
Angela:Ugh. Eww!
Jim:Well, it's good to see Kelly's maturing.
Angela:Oh God!