Angry Andy
Meme It!Ryan:Hey, I hear you been bad-mouthing me to Kelly.
Pam:All I did was remind her that you used to treat her badly.
Ryan:Well that's your opinion and it's her opinion, but it's not my opinion. If you have something bad to say to me, Pam, say it to my face.
Pam:Fair enough. Um... I don't think you're a very good person. And forgive me, but I feel like I've said this to you before: I don't like you very much.
Ryan:Well a lot of people would say that I'm a better match for Kelly than Ravi is.
Oscar:Oh come on, Ryan. Really? Ravi's way better.
Ryan:For Kelly?
Kevin:Yeah. Man, you're insane right now. Ravi's the whole package.
Nate:I've never met Ravi personally, but I'm gonna go ahead and say, just having knowing you a short while, Brian, that I prefer Ravi. And again, I've never even met the guy.
Ryan:Kelly, I wrote you the most amazing love poem. But I can't even read it. My heart couldn't handle it.
Pam:Oh, no, no, no.
Oscar:Oh, come on.
Pam:Read it, please. I love amazing poetry.
Ryan:No. It would cause me too much pain.
Pam:Read through the pain. Be strong.
Ryan:This poem would crush you!
Oscar:Ryan, go away! She found herself a beautiful boyfriend!
Kevin:Yeah, man, he's absolutely gorgeous! Please leave her alone.
Ryan:You see, Kelly? Our love scares them. It screws up their cookie-cutter world.