Angry Andy
Meme It!Andy:[on the phone] Dad, don't think of it as a demotion. Just think of it as a promotion to a lower level. I don't think you have to tell your friends anything. It hasn't been decided yet.
Nellie Bertram:Erin, on phone memos you're writing the date American style. Month, day, year. I prefer it day, month, year. Small, bigger, biggest. Oh, sexual innuendo. Not intentional.
Erin:Shut up. Shut up! I am sick of your dumb opinions. And if you don't like the way that I take phone messages, here! [throws phone] Take 'em yourself!
Andy:Oh, and another thing! Our sex life is none of your businesses!
Erin:And Andy is the manager, not Nellie!
Andy:Stop protecting me! I'm a man- I can protect myself! This is misdirected anger and I'm sorry! I don't mean to lash out at you! There's a lot coming up right now, all at once! [into phone] Dad go to hell, I'm taller than you!
Nellie Bertram:Okay, just calm down.
Andy:You are not the manager. I earned that job. I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.
Robert:Andy, why don't you just take a seat?
Andy:Why don't you take a seat, you idiot? [throws chair]
Erin:And why don't you take all your stupid memos and your stupid pens and your dumb caramels?
Andy:And your stupid face! [grabs Nellie's photo off the wall and smashes it on the ground] And your stupid office! [punches hole in the wall] Ah!
Darryl:He does not like that wall.