Get the Girl
Meme It!Nellie Bertram:Jim, time for your review.
Jim:No, it's not, because you don't really work here.
Nellie Bertram:Why are you so staunchly defending your friend, who has abandoned you? Wouldn't you rather come talk with me? Maybe definitely get a raise?
Jim:Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know if you can even give raises.
Nellie Bertram:Jim, have you ever heard of a character named Tinkerbell?
Jim:Yes.
Nellie Bertram:I'm Tinkerbell.
Jim:No.
Nellie Bertram:Mm-hm. I'm a magical fairy who floated into your office to bring a little bit of magic into your lives, to give you all raises.
Stanley:And we are grateful.
Nellie Bertram:But here's the thing about Tinkerbell, Jim. Everyone has to believe in her or she doesn't exist.
Jim:She dies.
Nellie Bertram:She dies! Now who here believes in Tinkerbell?
Jim:Let's see it. Show of hands.
Kevin:I do. [applause] Come on everyone...
Jim:All right, guys, stop.
Meredith:I already spent the money.
Jim:How?
Kevin:Come on Jim, you're killing her!
All:We believe! We believe!
Robert:Look at this wonderful recognition of Nellie's leadership. I believe. [applause continues]