Get the Girl
Meme It!Jim:Um... are you aware that Nellie is giving out raises?
Robert:I am not. Huh.
Jim:Yeah. She gave one to Dwight, Phyllis.
Robert:Let me guess, you want one too? Take the family to Disneytown?
Jim:Land. World. Uh, it's not that I don't want a-- well, yes, I guess I'd take a raise. That's not what I'm saying. That's not-- sorry.
Robert:Jim, I told Andy to come in, and yet he is still not in. By contrast, Nellie Bertram saw a vacuum and filled it. To make no mention of her business experience or her relationship with Jo Bennett, my boss.
Jim:Yes.
Robert:Jim, would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?
Jim:Oh, god, nature, please.
Robert:When two animals are having sex, one of them...
Robert: is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutua-- this isn't very helpful. You're gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor.
Jim:Was that not the--
Robert:All life is sex. And all sex is competition.
Jim:Mm-hm.
Robert:And there are no rules to that game. That wasn't so perverted, now was it?
Jim:Was that it? No, that wasn't bad.
Robert:My point is, there is one person in charge of every office in America, and that person is Charles Darwin. In the end, doesn't he decide who the manager is?
Jim:No. I would've said no.