Get the Girl
Meme It!Jim:And when was the last time Dwight and I agreed on anything ever? [clears throat]
Nellie Bertram:All right. Let's get going. First up, it is the woman with the beautiful fingernails and the tiny feet, Phyllis.
Phyllis:Nellie, I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable being evaluated by someone I don't know.
Nellie Bertram:Oh. Oh, okay. I understand. Let me show you how these are gonna go. Dwight.
Dwight:I refuse to be judged by someone that I do not respect. I lost respect for you in Florida. If it was up to me, you would be in jail forever.
Nellie Bertram:Dwight, I have completed your evaluation. You're getting a raise.
Dwight:What?
Nellie Bertram:Dwight, you carry this company on your massive shoulders. You are our Atlas, and for that do you not think you deserve a raise?
Dwight:There's no limit to what I think I deserve.
Nellie Bertram:Then you accept it?
Dwight:Five percent. No less.
Nellie Bertram:Absolutely not. Seven percent.
Dwight:Six percent, I know my worth.
Jim:The raise isn't real.
Dwight:Money isn't real ever since we got off the gold standard.
Nellie Bertram:So Phyllis, now you know the rules of the game. Would you care to have a go? I'm fairly certain you're going to like it.
Pam:Phyllis.
Phyllis:Pam.