Special Project





Dwight:Let's go, step it up you runts. You infants, let's move.
Stanley:Why is it so hot in here?
Dwight:Hot? What are you talking about? This is a nice temperate Florida morning. Eighty-five degrees, seventy-five percent humidity. This is the exact environment you will be facing for the next three weeks of your life. Welcome to special projects orientation. The next three weeks of your life are gonna be the most miserable you've ever faced. They're gonna be hard, they're gonna be dirty. You're gonna wish you were dead.
Ryan:But...
Dwight:But? There's not buts. That's it. You'll wish you were dead. You seem a little disturbed, you wanna stay here?
Ryan:No no, I want to go.
Dwight:Cause if any of you would prefer to stay here, all you need to do is ring this bell. [holds up Taboo buzzer]
Jim:Is that the buzzer from Taboo?
Dwight:SHUT UP MAGGOT! YOU DON'T WANT TO GO, RING THE BELL! RING IT! Ring it.