Special Project
Meme It!Dwight:Well, [Jim enters] No! No! Absolutely not! You are not going. Over my dead body, no. Andy?
Andy:Tuns, I'm really sorry. You're too essential to the operation here, I can't let you go.
Dwight:I wouldn't say that...it's a bit much.
Jim:You know Dwight, if you didn't want me to go the smart move would be to tell Andy that I actually am essential to the operation. That way I couldn't go.
Dwight:Jim is essential to th-
Jim:Hold on, just wanna get it on camera. [holds up cellphone]
Dwight:Andy, Jim is just too...essen-...
Jim:Essential.
Dwight:This is stupid! Cut.
Jim:Alright, I'm gonna pack my trunks.
Dwight:He doesn't even want to go.
Jim:Well, I got a text from RC inviting me to come down so I think that's gonna make us roomates.
Dwight:Oh my god.
Jim:Hey, quick question: Do you shower at night or in the morning? Cause I wanna shower when you're showering. Save some water.