Christmas Wishes
Meme It!Kelly:I just want you to know that I will be mean to Jessica if you want me to be.
Erin:Oh no, no. It's fine, Kelly.
Kelly:It's really no problem. I was already planning on being mean to her.
Erin:That's OK, I don't want you to do that.
Robert:[laughing] Hello, ah. Merry Christmas, Erin. Kelly, Happy Pancha Ganapati.
Kelly:Eww, what is that?
Robert:The five day Hindu celebration in December honoring the god Ganesh, Patron of the Arts.
Kelly:Cool.
Kevin:Hey, man.
Robert:Hey! [Kevin embraces Robert in a tight hug] Oh!
Kevin:How ya holdin' up...because of your wife leaving you?
Oscar:Kevin?
Robert:I actually appreciate the human intimacy. Feel like a kitten being cradled by a gorilla.
Kevin:Yeah.
Robert:It's been ten days since I had sexual intercourse.
Andy:Well you came to the right place....Ah, this, this party'll cheer you right up.
Robert:I hope so. The corporate party was wretched. I am so tired of the Black Eyed Peas. It's rock-n-roll for people who don't like rock-n-roll. It's rap for people who don't like rap. It's pop for people who don't like pop.....ah, heartbreaking. [gestures to Andy in Santa costume]
Andy:Oh, thank you.