Christening
Meme It!Oscar:[seeing Michael on the bus] Michael. Get off the bus.
Michael:No, I'm not. I'm staying on the bus. I'm already on the bus. I'm going.
Gabe:Michael, this is irresponsible.
Michael:It is not irresponsible! I have never been more confident about a decision in my life.
Darryl:I agree. I think it's superb.
Gabe:Well, you have a job to do. Okay, there is no off-season when it comes to printer sales.
Michael:You know what, my job will be here when I get back.
Andy:Michael, you can't go to Mexico. You don't have your passport.
Guy:[sticking his head out Michael's window on the bus] You don't need one to get in. Plus, we can just have it sent to him down in Mexico.
Michael:Hey, right?
Phyllis:Michael, what am I supposed to tell my clients if they ask about you?
Michael:Tell them that I died, and I turned into an angel, and when they feel a breeze in a room with all the windows closed or that-that chill on the back of their neck, that is just me watching over them.
Phyllis:Okay, but what about the bigger corporate accounts?
Michael:Tell them that I'm in a meeting.
Dwight:Michael, I'm just about to close a sale. Can I authorize a 15% discount?
Michael:No, you may not.
Dwight:Gah!
Erin:I think it's really cool, Michael. I wish I had a job that I could just leave.
Michael:Thank you.
Andy:[looking at Erin] Save me an aisle seat, Michael! I'm coming!