Christening
Meme It!Michael:[pointing to group of young adults laughing] Look at that. Look at that. That's fun. We need to do stuff together outside of work. Let's go help Africa. Let's go build an airport. We'll start small. We'll have a car wash. We'll send some cheerleaders to regionals.
Stanley:You could feed the hungry. Us.
Oscar:Why do we have to do something together? I volunteer at a clinic on my own time.
Michael:Yeah, well, that's just a pick-up scene. Okay, we don't have to volunteer. But I think we should hang out more together.
Darryl:We are hanging out-right now. You want some more of this?
Michael:Look at these people. These are church-going people. And they know how to party.
Phyllis:Church isn't a party, Michael.
Michael:Well, it's, it's-
Ryan:Welcome to the party. Everybody have their kool-aid?
Michael:No. Okay, you know what? This is inappropriate. What is wrong with you guys? What is wrong with you? What is so horrible about wanting to get together and do something nice? Why did you guys even come today? What's so great about your lives that you think you're better than everybody else? That you can make fun of everybody else? You're mean. You're mean girls. Like the movie, Mean Girls. And Kevin and Stanley, if you don't stop worrying so much about what you're gonna put in your gullet, you're gonna die in about a month.