Counseling
Meme It!Dwight:Welcome to the Sesame Avenue Daycare Center for infants and toddlers.
Jim:Aaah!
Mose:Aaah!
Dwight:You remember my cousin Mose.
Mose:Welcome children.
Pam:Were you painting in the dark?
Jim:Wait. Is this your place Dwight?
Dwight:Oh no. I like to think of it as a kids place. Would you like a tour?
Pam:I don't really think we need...
Jim:Oh... lets take the tour Pam.
Pam:Yeah.
Dwight:Come on. Here is the language skills and cognitive development area. These are English... uh... letters. [pause] I see you found out magical toy box Jim.
Jim:These are actually forks and knives from the break room.
Dwight:Jim! To you and me, maybe, but, come on! To a child's imagination that's Mr. Fork and Lieutenant Knife and... Ms. Fork.
Pam:And a soy sauce packet.
Dwight:Oh! That shouldn't have been in there. I'm embarrassed.
Jim:Don't beat yourself up.
Dwight:We come fully equipped with a restroom. Feeding trough, play bucket, and room for a plant, in success.
Jim:Who will be watching the children?
Dwight:No one. The door locks from the outside. Escape is impossible.
Jim:Prove it.
Dwight:What?
Jim:Were going to head outside, give it a whirl. I just want to see how it works.
Dwight:Oh no, no, no.
Jim:But I'll tell you this, if this works out, I think we're looking real good.
Dwight:I promise you, that door locks! [Jim closes the door]