Todd Packer
Meme It!Todd Packer:Hey what's going on you guys? [walking into the kitchen with Holly, Dwight, and Kevin, with whom he fist bumps] Yeahh! Three muska-queers!
Kevin:[giggling] Mean but good!
Holly:So, Todd, this must be nice for you getting off the road. You get to spend some time with your daughter.
Todd Packer:I don't know, I love her and all, but she turned into a bitch. Mostly she's great, but some days she acts like her mom. [Holly is un-amused]
Holly:Well, some girls go through a phase.
Kevin:Hey, your life is so insane! You should write a book!
Todd Packer:Since when did you learn how to read?
Kevin:I do know how to read though!
Todd Packer:Yeah. You know how to read... a menu!
Kevin:[Todd leaves. Kevin laughs uncertainly] He's right. I mean, I could lose some weight.
Dwight:Kevin, in sumo culture, you'd be considered a promising up and comer.