The Seminar
Meme It!Andy:Okay, who would like to purchase this small business package from me right now? Yes, we got one. Okay, the snowball is rolling. Who else? You can put it off for a couple of days, but I guarantee you, eventually you're gonna realize you need this. So the only thing that's gonna be different is you'll be a couple of days behind where you would be if you bought this from me right now. So who's gonna buy one right now?
Older Woman:I'll take one.
Andy:Yes! Awesome! All right, anyone else? [younger guy raises hand] Sold! Anybody else? [older guy raises hand] Yes! All right!
Kelly:Yeah bitch.
Andy:Good choice. The rest of you are dead to me. You made the stupidest decision of your life.
Michael:[quietly] No, no, no.
Andy:But it was a pleasure meeting you, and you've got my information, so feel free to call anytime.
Kelly:Whoo!