Nepotism
Meme It!Michael:God, when he needed help on Earth, who did he hire? Jesus Christ, his son.
Erin:That's a really tight argument.
Michael:Thank you.
Jim:But you're comparing you and Luke to God and Jesus.
Michael:No! No. I'm just saying, why does God get to do something that I don't?
Oscar:This is hypothetical. We're talking about Luke who happens to be terrible.
Michael:Well, then, why aren't you bugging me to fire everybody who's bad? You just want me to fire Luke. That's reverse nepotism. He should not be punished because he is related to me and bad at what he does!
Kelly:I would just like to say something off of what Darryl said about the level playing field. That is actually a zoning issue. So, thank you.
Oscar:If there's nothing wrong with this, Michael, why have you been keeping it a secret?
Michael:Because I wanted you to come to me and say, 'Wow, he is so great.' And I was gonna say, 'Well, it's in the genes.' And I was actually gonna be wearing jeans. And I'd point to them, right? No. But you ruined it. So, thank you very much. Here he comes. Guys, look. I don't want you to treat him like anyone else in the office. I just want you to treat him like my nephew. Hey, there he is.
Erin:Hey! Ice cream afternoon!
Michael:Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Kevin:Wait, soy ice cream? Did you get real ice cream?
Pam:Or enough for everyone?
Luke:No, man. There was no list. Uh, but I got bagel chips.
Oscar:Ah, my favorite part of an ice cream party. The bagel chips.
Andy:Clutch cream run, bro.