Double Date
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Season 6, Episode 9, 18:53-20:20
Meme It!Michael:It's okay guys... I can handle this. Everybody can go home.
Kevin:We're here for the show, Michael.
Michael:You're just a bunch of voyeurs. Are you eating popcorn?
Kelly:It has almost no calories.
Pam:Are you ready?
Michael:Yes.
Pam:[goes to punch Michael; he flinches] You have to keep your hands down, Michael.
Michael:I know. [sighs] Okay. Alright. [Pam goes to punch him again] Oh-- God!
Pam:Michael, you have to put your hands down.
Angela:Put your hands in your pockets.
Michael:Okay! [braces himself] Pam, Pam-- I'm really sorry. I'm sorry.
Pam:What are you sorry for?
Michael:So many things. I don't know. It's hard to choose.
Pam:How about for dating my mom?
Michael:Maybe that--
Pam:And dumping her on her birthday.
Michael:Yes.
Pam:Okay-- just-- don't ever date a member of my family again.
Michael:Okay. I promise. [Pam starts to walk away] For the record your mom came on to me. [Pam turns around and slaps him; he gasps]
Phyllis:Holy crap.
Pam:Are you okay?
Michael:No!
Pam:You're okay.
Jim:Feel better?
Pam:No. You were right.
Dwight:[walks with Michael back into the office; Michael is clutching is face and limping] Wait, why are you limping?
Michael:I don't know.
Dwight:Let's get some raw meat on that face. I got a chicken in the freezer upstairs.