Double Date
Meme It!Michael:Helene I think you're a wonderful person and I-- God-- I've enjoyed dating you and being your boyfriend so much. But I have to consider Pam's feelings as a friend and a co-worker I can not in good conscience continue to date you, when I know what this is doing to her.
Pam:Michael. Michael ,it's okay.
Michael:No it's not.
Pam:I know that it took me a little while to come around and its still a little weird to get used to, but you obviously make my mom very happy. And that makes me happy.
Michael:Wow. That just-- you've really grown.
Pam:Well--
Michael:[covering eyes] Thank you Pam. And I hope you are as gracious during this next part. Helene, once again you are a wonderful person and you have lived a great life and I envy it. And I want it someday, but just in the future. You need somebody who-- who understands your references. Who is Kafkaesque? I've never-- I don't know him. There's another woman. And her name is Italy... and skydiving... and bungee jumping.
Jim:Okay, so--
Michael:And I want kids. And you... unfortunately, have already completed that part of your journey down there.
Pam:Michael.
Michael:It's not my decision. It's mother nature. And mother has very strict rules about fer-- [waitress comes over to pour water; long pause] -- tility.
Helene:I, um-- I got it.