The Delivery, Pt. 1
Meme It!Pam:[enters the office and has another contraction] Oh, whoa. Ha. Wow.
Michael:Pam, Pam! Okay, alright, okay, it's time. Time to go to the hospital. Somebody get Jim, please! Is it midnight yet?
Phyllis:No, it's 4:35.
Michael:4:35. Alright, almost made it. Almost made it. Too bad you didn't have sex like seven and a half hours later. But you had to have the afternoon delight. I understand. Sometimes you have to go for it. Let's go to the hospital, shall we?
Pam:No, not yet, Michael.
Michael:We can do...
Pam:Oh, wow, it's almost time for ultra feast! Where's Kevin?
Michael:Oh. What? You want to eat cat food with Kevin and not go to the hospital?
Oscar:That's fancy feast. Ultra feast is something they made up so they can pig out together in the name of ceremony.
Michael:What is October feast?