WELL, I'LL WRITE UP THE ORDER. OKAY, THANKS.

- HEY, DID I TELL YOU WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY?

YOU NEED TO COME BY YOUR SALES HONORABLY.

- THERE IS NOTHING DISHONORABLE ABOUT TALKING ABOUT YOUR LIFE.

MY COUSIN CAME DOWN WITH A CASE OF THAT NASTY NEW GOAT FUNGUS.

THE DOCTOR SAYS HE'S NEVER SEEN IT BEARD SO QUICKLY.

[on the phone with a client] I just wanted to check and see if there's anything you needed before I went on my maternity leave...  Yeah, I'm pregnant...  Great, well, I'll write up the order.  Okay, thanks.

Wait a minute!  You can't do that.  You cannot exploit your baby for sales.

[on the phone] Hey, did I tell you we were going to have a baby?  Oh, thank you very much.  I'm excited.  Oh, definitely.

No, no!  You need to come by your sales honorably!

There is nothing dishonorable about talking about your life.  People like it.

[on the phone with a client]  Hey there.  Dwight Schrute here.  Listen, uh, would you be interested in restocking on paper? ...  Yeah, I could sure use the money.  My cousin, uh, came down with a case of that nasty new goat fungus.  Oh, it's just horrific.  The  doctor says he'd never seen it beard so quickly.  Okay.

The Delivery, Pt. 1

Season 6, Episode 17, 0:01-0:53