Manager and Salesman
Meme It!Michael:Hey.
Jim:Hey.
Michael:You know, it's funny. I used to stand in here and wish I was out there. Now I'm out there, and I wish I was in here.
Jim:Well, the grass is always greener.
Michael:Yeah. Except there's no grass out there. It's just a farty dirt patch.
Jim:Well, it's what you wanted.
Michael:I really need my job back. We made a terrible mistake here.
Jim:For the record, I fought this. Alright? And now, I'm not really sure what we do.
Michael:We make a poster that says 'Happy Opposite Day!' and she sees it on the way out... Nah, that's stupid. Ugh! I wish we had one of those amnesia flashlights from Men in Black.
Jim:Hey, what was that movie where their boss was within earshot and they could've just gone and talked to her.
Michael:Lethal Weapon?
Jim:That's it. I think we should do it the Lethal Weapon way.